\begin{preface} Faithfully follow the steps below with utmost diligence. After arriving at this page, always begin reading step 1. \begin{enumerate} %1 \item Read the abstract? If yes, proceed to step 2; otherwise, go to page \pageref{combox-abstract} and read the abstract. %2 \item Is there enough time and motivation to read a long report? If so, set $N$ equal to $1$; if not, set $N$ equal to $5$. %3 \item Begin reading chapter $N$. Do \emph{not} pay heed to the trite epigraph at the beginning of the chapter. %4 \item Set $M$ equal to $1$. %5 \item Start reading section $N.M$ %6 \item Is section $N.M$ of any interest? If not, go to step 7; otherwise read this section and then go to step 7. %7 \item Increase $M$ by one. If section $N.M$ exists, go to step 5; otherwise go to step 8. %8 \item Increase $N$ by one. If $N = 6$, go to step 9; if not, go to step 3. %9 \item Close the report, do something else. \end{enumerate} The above procedure is based on Knuth's procedure for reading his ``The Art of Computer Programming'' series\cite{knuth}. \end{preface}