You skitter towards the bed.
Strip.
Fling yourself on the bed.
Kiss him.
Tongues knot.
He groans.
You rub your lips
Down his throat
To his chest
And over his navel and onto his shaft.
You ravage him with a stunning fellatio.
He slams you with his thighs,
Moves forward.
Grabs your groin.
Starts sucking your pussy.
Then he moves into your arsehole.
First sucks it.
Then forces his pinky into it.
You moan.
He grabs you by your rumps.
Flips you towards the bed
and screws into your arsehole 3 times.
You scream with mixture
of consternation and exhilaration.
Then he screws into your vagina 5 times.
CLIMAX!
He falls into your her bosom
and hugs you.
And both go into deep slumber.
5 hours passes like breeze.

...

You wake up with the start.
The bed is warm and humid.
He's gone.
The candles are waning out.
You feel something inside your
closed fists.
It's a crumpled chit.
It reads "XKCD 592".

You get off the bed.
Put on your raiment.