You skitter towards the bed.
Strip.
Fling yourself on the bed.
Kiss her.
Tongues knot.
She moans.
You rub your lips
Down her throat
Between her mountains
Over her navel and into her clit.
You ravage her with a stunning cunnilingus.
She slams you with her thighs,
Moves forward.
Grabs your groin.
Starts sucking your pussy.
Then she moves into your arsehole.
First sucks it.
Then forces her pinky into it.
You moan.
She swiftly reaches under the bed
and comes back with wearable dildo.
She straps it
and grabs you by your rumps.
Flips you towards the bed
and screws into your arsehole 3 times.
You scream with mixture
of consternation and exhilaration.
Then she screw into your vagina 5 times.
CLIMAX!
She falls into her bosom.
Hug.
And both go into deep slumber.
5 hours passes like breeze.

...

You wake up with the start.
The bed is warm and humid.
She's gone.
The candles are waning out.
You feel something inside your
closed fists.
It's a crumpled chit.
It reads "XKCD 592".

You get off the bed.
Put on your raiment.