You skitter towards the bed.
Strip.
Fling yourself on the bed.
Kiss him.
Tongues knot.
He groans.
You rub your lips
Down his throat
To his chest
And over his navel and onto his shaft.
You ravage him with a stunning fellatio.
He slams you with his thighs,
Moves forward.
Grabs you by the balls.
Starts sucking your dick.
Then moves into your arsehole.
First sucks it.
Then forces his pinky into it.
You groan.
You grab him by his rumps.
Flip him towards the bed
and screw into his arsehole 5 times.
He screams with mixture
of consternation and exhilaration.
CLIMAX!
He pulls you in
And guns your arsehole 4 times.
CLIMAX!
Both fall into each other.
Hug.
And go into deep slumber.
5 hours passes like breeze.

...

You wake up with the start.
The bed is warm and humid.
He's gone.
The candles are waning out.
You feel something inside your
closed fists.
It's a crumpled chit.
It reads "XKCD 592".

You get off the bed.
Put on your raiment.