nfsw/scenes.py: Flesh out bedroom.

4 files changed, 46 insertions, 2 deletions

diff --git a/nfsw/junk/bedroom/merry-christmas b/nfsw/junk/bedroom/merry-christmas
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..2934883
--- /dev/null
+++ b/nfsw/junk/bedroom/merry-christmas
@@ -0,0 +1,4 @@
+You wake up gasping in your bed in your
+bedroom. It's dark except for the
+flouroscent glowing artwork on the
+wall:
diff --git a/nfsw/junk/bedroom/sodomized b/nfsw/junk/bedroom/sodomized
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..3feb379
--- /dev/null
+++ b/nfsw/junk/bedroom/sodomized
@@ -0,0 +1,10 @@
+ ________________________________
+< merry fucking christmas brian. >
+ --------------------------------
+      \                _
+       \              (_)
+        \   ^__^       / \
+         \  (**)\_____/_\ \
+            (__)\       ) /
+             U  ||----w ((
+                ||     ||>>
diff --git a/nfsw/junk/thanks/solong b/nfsw/junk/thanks/solong
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..17ce5c9
--- /dev/null
+++ b/nfsw/junk/thanks/solong
@@ -0,0 +1,10 @@
+Your phone beeps. It's a text message
+from an unknown number. It reads:
+
+> Thanks for playing!
+> I promise, I never
+> do this again.
+>
+> With sincere apologies,
+>
+> - Siddharth
diff --git a/nfsw/scenes.py b/nfsw/scenes.py
index 2c76ad4..3639719 100644
--- a/nfsw/scenes.py
+++ b/nfsw/scenes.py
@@ -10,7 +10,8 @@ def get_scene(name):
         'coitus': coitus,
         'strayed': strayed,
         'xkcd': xkcd,
-        'bedroom': bedroom
+        'bedroom': bedroom,
+        'thanks': thanks
     }
 
     return scenes.get(name, None)
@@ -541,4 +542,23 @@ def xkcd(o):
 
 
 def bedroom(o):
-    return 'You are in your bedroom'
+    r = redis()
+
+    def rj(name):
+        return read_junk('bedroom/{}'.format(name))
+
+    # Mark scene done
+    r.sadd('scenes:done', 'bedroom')
+
+    # Move to next scene
+    r.set('scene', 'thanks')
+
+    return '\n\n'.join([
+        rj('merry-christmas'),
+        rj('sodomized'),
+        thanks({})
+    ])
+
+
+def thanks(o):
+    return read_junk('thanks/solong')