Update nfsw/templates/terms.html

1 files changed, 18 insertions, 17 deletions

diff --git a/nfsw/templates/terms.html b/nfsw/templates/terms.html
index ddfbc5d..36a6ff0 100644
--- a/nfsw/templates/terms.html
+++ b/nfsw/templates/terms.html
@@ -13,30 +13,30 @@
 
             <section class="terms">
                 <header>
-                    <h1>Terms &amp; Conditions</h1>
+                    <h1>Heads up!</h1>
                 </header>
 
                 <p>NFSW will expose you to content that may be considered
                     unpalatable, offensive, rude, or crass.</p>
 
                 <p>In no event unless required by applicable law will
-                    the author of NFSW be liable to you for damages,
-                    including any general, special, psychological,
-                    incidental or consequential damages arising out of
-                    playing NFSW, even if they're aware of the
-                    possibility of such damages.</p>
+                    Santa be liable to you for damages, including any
+                    general, special, psychological, incidental or
+                    consequential damages arising out of playing NFSW,
+                    even if he is aware of the possibility of such
+                    damages.</p>
 
-                <p>The game will be taken offline on the
+                <p>Santa hopes to take the game offline on the
                 13<sup>th</sup> January 2020.</p>
 
                 <div class="lastupdated">
-                    <p>Last Updated on the 6<sup>th</sup> November 2019</p>
+                    <p>Last Updated on the 9<sup>th</sup> November 2019</p>
                 </div>
             </section>
 
             <section class="privacy">
                 <header>
-                    <h1>Privacy Policy</h1>
+                    <h1>Santa will be watching you</h1>
                 </header>
 
                 <p>All your interactions with NFSW game or your &ldquo;game
@@ -50,13 +50,13 @@
                     on the game server until the end of the
                     13<sup>th</sup> January 2020.</p>
 
-                <p>We might indefinitely keep a record of your user
-                name, your password hash, whether you agreed to the
-                terms and condition and this privacy policy, and your
-                last login date time.</p>
+                <p>Santa might indefinitely keep a record of your user
+                name, your password hash, whether you read and agreed
+                to this legal gobbledygook, and your last login date
+                time.</p>
 
                 <div class="lastupdated">
-                    <p>Last Updated on the 6<sup>th</sup> November 2019</p>
+                    <p>Last Updated on the 9<sup>th</sup> November 2019</p>
                 </div>
             </section>
 
@@ -66,13 +66,14 @@
                         <input type="checkbox" id="agree"
                                name="agree"
                                class="agree" value="1">
-                        I agree to the Terms &amp; Conditions and the Privacy
-                        Policy.
+                        I was made aware that the game might offend me
+                        &amp; understand that Santa will me watching
+                        my game.
                     </label>
                 </div>
 
                 <div class="button-group">
-                    <input type="submit" value="Submit">
+                    <input type="submit" value="Start NFSW!">
                 </div>
             </form>
         </article>