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-You're in a sex config room.
-You should configure your sexuality by answering
-the following questions:
-[J1]: You like to have a dick or pussy?
-[J2]: You like to get  attracted to male or female?
-Give your answers one at a time in any order
+It's completely dark.
+Feels moist.
+And reeks of stale cheese and apple pie.
+
+You realize that you're
+Formless, sexless, colorless.
+Transparent.
+But still in touch with your consicousness.
+
+A stout sensual middle aged nitwit appears.
+Out of blue.
+
+He jabbers "Let's make you look human."
+
+Then he winks out of existence.
+A large screen appears.
+It's light is blinding.
+
+It reads:
+
+    Would you like a male or female body?